I don’t wish to be alarmist or anything, but I’ve got pretty good evidence that brain eating zombies are on the prowl on Tenerife.

The good news is that at the moment they only seem to be targeting the road planning departments of some local councils.

Why else would they decide to close the main western route into Puerto de la Cruz and then a week later reduce the only other, and now overloaded, main access to that side of town to one lane causing complete havoc in the process?

I mean no-one would be stupid enough to do that unless brain eating zombies had scoffed all their little grey cells…would they?